THE GEAR THEY DON'T WANT YOU TO WEAR

Made from 100% ring-spun Comfort Colors cotton, this shirt was engineered for maximum comfort during classified meetings, late-night sky watching, suspicious road trips, and aggressively pretending you are not being followed.

This unisex tee has that perfectly broken-in, “I have seen things in the desert” feel right out of the package. No need to fake years of field research. The fabric is heavier, softer, and actually built to hold up, unlike most official government explanations.

Runs true to size, because the only thing that should be mysterious is what happened at Area 51, not whether your shirt will fit.

Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA by humans, probably. We have not ruled out contractors, undercover agents, or one very tired guy named Gary who knows too much.

Wear it proudly. Question everything. Trust no one with bad cotton.

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Product safety information

This product is made for everyday apparel use. Keep away from open flames. Follow the care instructions on the garment label. Colors and print placement may vary slightly due to the production process. For any product safety questions, contact us at thetinfoilclub@gmail.com.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean